The Office
 
This DVD-lesson is on Series 1, episode 1: "Downsize"

 

CLASSIC QUOTES / RESOURCES

 
Classic quotes from the episode

Gareth What if that killed someone?
Tim Well then... they'll think you're the murderer, it's got your name on it.
Gareth Why would a murderer put his name on a murder weapon?
Tim To stop people borrowing it.

Brent Professionalism is....and that is what I want.

Gareth I'm assistant regional manager.
David Assistant to the regional manager.

David I suppose I've created an atmosphere here where I'm a friend first, boss second. Probably an entertainer third.

Gareth I'm not worried for me, I'll be alright, but if there does have to be a cull, then so be it. I mean, that's just natural selection, in the wild some people wouldn't survive. Imagine a warehouse, where a little midget fellow is driving a forklift. He can't see over the top, he's got great big platform shoes on so he can reach the pedals, cos of his little legs. I mean, don't... Anton's a lovely bloke, don't get me wrong, but should he be working here?


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