RESOURCES / FAMOUS QUOTES
Blackadder Morning George, morning Baldrick. Still the striking
resemblance to guppy fish at feeding time.
[Baldrick enters the witness box at Blackadder's trial]
Captain Blackadder [whispering] Baldrick, deny everything.
Lieutenant George You are Private Baldrick?
Private Baldrick No.
Lieutenant George Are you not Captain Blackadder's batman?
Private Baldrick No.
[Blackadder beats his head against the desk]
Corporal Perkins Well, Captain, I've got to admire your balls.
Captain Blackadder Perhaps later.
Captain Blackadder As I suspected. I'm not a religious man as you
know, but henceforth I shall pray nightly to the God who killed Cain and
squashed Samson that he comes out of retirement and gets back into
practice with the pair of you.
[the phone rings. Blackadder snatches it up]
Captain Blackadder Blackadder. Ah, Captain Darling. Well, you
know, some of us just have friends in high places, I suppose. No I can
hear you perfectly. You want what? You want two volunteers for a mission
into No Man's Land. Codename "Operation Certain Death". Yes I think I
have just the fellows.
[He hangs up and looks at the two]
Captain Blackadder God is very quick these days.
[George and Baldrick look terrified]
Corporal Perkins Do you mind if I disturb you for a moment, sir?
Captain Blackadder No, no, not at all. My diary's pretty empty
this week. Let's see, Thursday morning, get shot, yes, that's about it,
actually.